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Joke of the Day
"They say I have cancer and Alzheimers... But at least I don't have cancer!"
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"What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic"
"When a big account that doesn't follow me stars me suddenly, I crouch down and stay still, hoping it will tiptoe up and eat from my hand."
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Why do you need electric light when you have a glass ceiling?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays"
"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""
"Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said ""This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"""
"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter."
"Me: Things are going well. *knocks on wood* 5-year-old: Who's there? Me: It's not a knock knock joke. 5: It's not a knock knock joke who?"
"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."