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Joke of the Day
"I used to own a car that never seemed to run properly. It was a brokeswagen."
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"New business name slogans Tawnya's Cleaning Service: I'm not willing to clean my own home, but I'll clean the shit outta yours! What do you think?"
"Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West? Because he was a Tidal exclusive."
"The ultimate aphrodisiac? Rohypnol ""An aphrodisiac is a substance that increases sexual desire"" Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam"
"WANTED: Sanity LAST SEEN: In store, right before I told my 4 year old that he couldn't get a new toy REWARD: 4 year old"
"If you donate something worthless Is it still a donation?"
"What's Eric Garner's favorite song? Breathe Again- Toni Braxton"
"What do the french call 4/20? 80"
"What's in a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing ..."
"Why was the Shire so shocked when Bilbo threw himself and Sam into Mt. Doom? They were the first citizens they ever lost to a Mordor-suicide like that."