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Joke of the Day

"What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef? Take a wok."

"I recently threw my dog into the Thames and he didn't sink He always was a good buoy."

"Looks like balls = Scrotesque."

"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."

"*I look into abyss* *Abyss looks at me* *Abyss blinking message in Morse code* *I go off to learn Morse* *I return* ""Why do we park in a dri"

"I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"What's green, fuzzy and could kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table"

"What the difference between a filthy bus station and a crab with implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ......"

"The future Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years. Come on man, I wear glasses. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."