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Joke of the Day

"Pacman: I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body! I want the procedure, doc. Dr.: Very well. Just relax.. *puts bow on Pacman's head"

"There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out. Today we call it golf."

"Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl."

"What do you call a German dust storm? A Jewish family reunion."

"Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: ""Water and fishes found on Moon."" BBC reports: ""Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."""

"What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"

"What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits."

"Why is Hillary Clinton unfit to be president? Because she doesn't go to the gym"

"I caught a mosquito in my hand.. It sucked."

"I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to work."