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Joke of the Day
"I recently threw my dog into the Thames and he didn't sink He always was a good buoy."
Next Joke
"I'm on a diet A watermelondiet, cant eat anything bigger then a watermelon."
"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high She looked surprised"
"New drugs? Look them up on trip advisor!!"
"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The pig took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the pig next door."
"What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV? Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain."
"Allergies I have allergies to Pollen. I just realized that's plant sperm. Now when people ask ""What are you allergic to?"" and can tell them Plant Spern"
"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
"What characteristics do chemists look for in people when dating? Asses and faces"