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Joke of the Day

"On his 22nd birthday, my brother came out as a transvestite to our family and celebrated by wearing a miniskirt... ...that shows a lot of balls."

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"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"