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Joke of the Day

"My dad used to say me ""what ever you do, don't get killed like a pussy"" and this comes from a man that died in his shed."

"In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues."

"Little Known Fact: Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov"

"No one really expected the Avatar porn It kinda just came out of the blue"

"What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. "

"My favorite Jesus is the one who gives musicians MTV Video Music Awards. My second favorite Jesus is my landscaper."

"Why don't nice people ride the train? Because they're usually found on trucks."

"I respect the Secret Service They are the only law enforcement agency in the country that gets in trouble if a black man gets shot."

"I was mugged by an artist last night.... he drew a gun on me"

"Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open."