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Joke of the Day
"What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !"
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"With your current salary what Apple product can you buy? Apple juice"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"
"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."
"A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto."
"I'm Italian, but I'm not ""save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi"" Italian."
"Sometimes at the airport I'll ask a stranger if they have an iphone charger and if they do I take mine out and say ""nice, me too"""
"What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer? It is to get West Nile in the stew line."
"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."
"[after my murder] COP: Can u think why anyone would want to kill him? WIFE: Christ yes *starts Power Point presentation* Make yourself comfy"