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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen"
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"What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable."
"I want a flatscreen so big that I can't tell where TV begins and real life ends."
"I didn't realise you spelled your name with a ""ph"", Steve. My apologies, Pheven."
"Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee? 'Cause they hate the French press"
"The Seventh Sense: ""I can smell dead people."""
"Jason Russel's been caught masturbating in public? Well, I guess it was Kony a matter of time before he fucked up."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... But then the librarian told me to take it out..."
"The White House is putting on a play adaptation of Modern Family. When asked which character he wanted to be, Obama said ""Uhhh...let me be Claire."""
"Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap."