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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen"

"Do the right thing today: Go to someone's profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something."

"Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings."

"How are women like 90 degrees? They're always right."

"Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"2 Jehovah's witnesses knocked earlier, so I invited them in. I gave 1 the hoover & 1 a mop. If they can do Gods work, they can do mine."

"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."

"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."

"Reddit, I am a huge fan of corny jokes. The punnier the better. Gimme your best shot. I'll give you one of my favorites: What does a tree do when it goes on vacation? It packs its trunk and leaves."

"I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane"