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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap."
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"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob"
"do you think my parents divorced because I'm too handsome like they said"
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The chicken. Eggs don't come."
"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""
"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."
"TIL Redditors are easy to fool."
"What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out."
"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."
"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"