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Joke of the Day
"I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle."
Next Joke
"Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace. "
"I was accused of sexual harassment But I couldn't of. Because her ass meant nothing to me."
"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."
"Sorry I said your mom's beef stroganoff was stroganawful."
"Why aren't koalas real bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications!"
"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"Star Wars Episode VII-XI Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Waits Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Is Late For Work"
"How will Trump fund the wall? He'll get the money from *wall* street"
"I hate when my son does something wrong & he puts the blame back on me for not wearing a condom 10 years ago. Who can argue with that logic?"