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Joke of the Day
"I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle."
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"I asked my husband for the newspaper. ""Don't be silly,"" he said. ""Use my iPad."" That spider never knew what hit it."
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
"you know how in movies the women always wake up with hair and makeup already done? I wake up like that but with a top hat&full tuxedo"
"My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else."
"My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said, ""All right, fatty."""
"What is a pirates favorite letter? P. Because without it, he'd be irate."
"""Still upset about earlier?"" Yeah ""So you knocked over a few spaghetti boxes at the store. No big deal"" I WAS A WORLD JENGA CHAMPION, SALLY"
"I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section"
"What did the Japanese woman do when the Titanic sank? She raughed (raft)."