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Joke of the Day
"Police I thought I saw a police chopper this morning but it was just his baton sticking out."
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"A hoes favorite line is, Don't judge me, you don't know what I been thru'.....Yeah I do, a lot of d*ck."
"After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice."
"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."
"I experienced a rape when I was 5... The babysitter never saw it coming."
"The police break into Abraham Lincolns house... When they find him, he says ""Don't arrest me, I'm in a cent!"""
"Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football."
"What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children? 1%"
"It's weird when I'm sitting on the couch and my cat walks by and looks at me but keeps walking cause he's living his own life."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."