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Joke of the Day
"What did the dash say when he failed his exam? ""I underscored."""
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"Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned."
"A monkey was arrested today when he started throwing flaming feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns."
"Saturday plans: -get abducted then hunted by a group of rich guys on a game reserve, then systematically take them out one by one. - laundry"
"you're all like ""haha interpretive dance what a humorous concept"" until you see a professional do it then you shit yourself with wonder"
"I farted alone in a room and then my girlfriend's dad came in. Now I have to pretend like something is dead in the walls and help him look."
"If you're going to boast non stop about your pregnancy at least give birth to something fun like a puppy, a bouncy castle or a bag of weed."
"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"
"yo momma so stupid when her gas ran out, she sold her car to pay for her petrol."
"Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for ""wireless fireless."" Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, ""fire up the computer"" etc."