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Joke of the Day

"A monkey was arrested today when he started throwing flaming feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns."

"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."

"The cop jokes on this sub are getting out of hand All the black jokes keep getting shot down."

"I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again."

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"Headlice are now resistant to the usual medical treatments.... The problem has scientists scratching their heads."

"I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly"

"What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee."

"After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks."

"I pulled the trigger on myself... now I'm triggered."