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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's? You get to meet new people everyday."
Next Joke
"I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""I'm peeing in here!"""
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an Ithberg"
"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.."
"This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers."
"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"
"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was auhmonahahha"