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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's? You get to meet new people everyday."
Next Joke
"I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."
"Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond."
"Did you hear about the leper whose wife died in a tragic car accident? He fell to pieces."
"Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain? Because they don't deliver."
"What is 6.9? A wonderful thing ruined by a period"
"Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet."
"*cute bartender gives me back my credit card* ""No it's cool, you keep it"""
"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."
"What is an amputees favorite movie? Armageddon."