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Joke of the Day

"Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something."

"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."

"Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey"

"""Check engine"" Yep, it's still there."

"You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed."

"Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals -Sent from your iPhone."

"I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this."

"There really should be awards for getting out of bed."

"Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes? In the L Ron cupboard."

"I always feel a little sad for a guy when I notice he missed a belt loop on his pants or lost his family in a fire."