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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse."
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"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."
"Club Sandwiches... ...Not Seals"
"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"
"""I should probably start filling this thing out."" -I say about my son's baby memory book on his wedding day."
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."