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Joke of the Day

"When I hear ""This call is being monitored for quality assurance"" I think ""Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."""

"Harry Potter can't tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."

"Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen."

"Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex."

"Whats the difference between a Cat and a Compound Sentence? One has claws at the end of its paws, one has a pause at the end of its clause."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for kids""... Sounds like a fair trade."

"Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back..."

"Which dance moves are the most sparkling? Congas!"

"My friend said I should move to Alaska... ..He said it's pretty cool there."

"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."