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Joke of the Day

"I asked a few girls if they wanted to have a foursome... They said no. So I forced them"

"Somebody called me a racist today! I mean I think they did, it's so hard to hear through these white hoods."

"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."

"I find my own face to be scary... But I guess that's just me"

"I could never cheat in a relationship, That requires 2 women to find me attractive."

"My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself."

"What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline? To get to the other side."

"You know those before-after models? I'm a professional before model"

"James May... James might..."

"My butt was set on fire while I was out with my girlfriend It was really ember-ass-ing."