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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff... ...ba-dum chhhhhhhhhhh"
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"What's long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger"
"ME: ""Whoa. Put a combo on that meat locker."" HIM: ""Huh?"" ME: ""Your fly is down, idiot."""
"[ Spelling bee ] Your word is Harry Potter Voldermort: Avada Kedavra!"
"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."
"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."
"Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't really Inuit..."
"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night."
"Yo momma,.. Yo momma is so stupid, that when they play *Do the brown* she thinks its *Dodo brown* and the bitch shits on herself each time."
"At this point in my life if I drop something and can't pick it up with my foot or via one of my kids, it's staying on the floor."