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Joke of the Day
"Your mama is so black that she left fingerprints on charcoal"
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"What is the most common phrase in a gay bar... Can I push your stool in?"
"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."
"What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"You say ""I suggest you join this Facebook group and get 500 free Mafia Wars points"" but all I see ""Block me."""
"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"
"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber."
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"*george washington shows up to the club to party* you got i.d.?' *george pulls out a quarter* you're in'"""
"What do you call an ""Asian"" that loves using moisturizer? Laotian."