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Joke of the Day

"I think my Maths teacher might have some relationship issues... She keeps asking us to find her 'x'."

"What do they say for jokes about German sausages? They are the wurst."

"did you hear about the new tv crime drama? Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers"

"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."

"Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? A: twelve DONGS!"

"First Kiss BF finally Kissed Her GF GF: Wow i can't believe that a Kiss is so nice.. BF: Ofcourse I told you.. Is it Your First Kiss? (smiling) GF: Yes! since my EX Boyfriends wants sex right away"

"I was on a first date. ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say. Go on then."" she laughed. I said, ""0."""

"Why do ducks nod their head when they walk? They're listening to duckstep!"

"Utensils Guy 1: ""Hey, did you hear that Joe got knifed the other day?"" Guy 2: ""That's forked up!"" Guy 1: *glares at Guy 2* Guy 2: ""What? Too spoon?*"

"Childish but made me laugh How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, ""What period is this from?"""