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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? They're huge metal fans."
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"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"
"What's your grandma's favourite social media? Instagran"
"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !"
"It's like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know."
"My woman's always trying to give me stuff she gets from work. I tell her I've already got herpes."
"I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly.."
"A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, ""We have supporters all around the globe!!!"""