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Joke of the Day
"I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, its still not enough."
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"What should you do when push comes to shove? Learn to read. The door says ""pull""."
"I think my scale is broken. It only ever goes up."
"I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage."
"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
"I try to say at least one bad thing about somebody after they die just to counter all the compliments they're getting."
"What do you call it when an employee poops in the food at a Chinese restaurant? Shitty wok"
"What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? The Holocaust"
"What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend? Scissor me timbers"
"What does an existentialist bully say? ""Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"""