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Joke of the Day
"Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time."
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"blondes Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""
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"If one quits quitting... Are they still a quitter?"