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Joke of the Day
"Mosquito's are like dirty used needles, that can fly."
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"A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time? Poseidon: ""Sea, Senor!"""
"I was seeing a girl once ...until my binoculars broke"
"How do you conufuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."
"What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !"
"A small boy got lost at a baseball game... He went up to a police officer and said: ""I've lost my dad."" ""What's he like?"" asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, ""Beer and women."""
"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."
"Wish I had the unbridled enthusiasm of a freshly groomed dog heading straight for a mud puddle."
"What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it."
"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."