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Joke of the Day

"What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !"

"Jubilee is a mutant who can shoot sparks from her hands, and spontaneously destroy electronics by touching them... So she's basically like my mom, if my mom could shoot sparks from her hands."

"If you type in ""google"" in google search, it shows you pictures of your grandkids"

"What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart."

"what was the last thing that went through Jane Wicker's mind? The Ground."

"Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives."

"Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?"

"Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off"

"What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common? Mossack Fonseca."

"The trouble with quotes on the internet. ""The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."" - Abraham Lincoln."