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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of one to ten... ...you aren't getting a helpful measurement of your weight"
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"Why the fuck do babies enjoy being thrown in the air? How terrifying would it be if a giant repeatedly tossed you above their head?"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? None."
"I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts..."
"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"
"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated."
"What's worse than eating out your grandmother? Banging your head on the coffin lid."
"My girlfriend told me her period was late So I said it's probably stuck in traffic."
"If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."