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Joke of the Day

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention... We were better than the Cure."

"How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed? Don't worry they'll tell you."

"I didn't realize the dark backstory of some of these Disney characters. Like, Goofy is brain damaged from untreated syphilis."

"Waiting for the bus joke A girl calls her boyfriend: ""Where are you??"" ""I'm waiting for the bus!"" ""Hurry!!!"" ""Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"""

"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"Did you hear about that new supervillain, The Weather Man? I hear he's taking the world by storm"

"Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?"

"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."

"Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed."