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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed? Don't worry they'll tell you."
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"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? *Christopher Walken*"
"Boss: I suspect one of you is dead [Everyone looks at me, except for Paul, who is not moving at all]"
"What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list? Finding an empty bottle in the trash."
"The Flat Earth Society No further comments needed."
"[creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You...spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh...make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm...eat marbles"
"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !"
"I feel a weird sense of pride when I'm so drunk that autocorrect just gives up."
"I love when girls say they need a man that can keep up with them... but immediately go into hysterics when I catch them."