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Joke of the Day
"What sex position makes an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"
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"What does a Jewish pedophile say? Want to buy a candy?"
"I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances."
"mum just asked me why i was putting icecream on my oatmeal and w/o hesitation i said ""im one of the most dangerous minds of my generation"""
"What does a 60 year old woman have between her breasts that a 20 year old woman doesn't? Her belly button."
"What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands."
"Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food."
"Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy."
"Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter? He'll be Snowden."
"An Neutron Walks Into a Bar He asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""