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Joke of the Day
"Pouring one out for your homie is extra sad because first your friend died and now there's a mess."
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"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"
"I was going to tell a gay joke But fuck it"
"How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you? He has a big E on his pajamas."
"Just converted my savings to pesos and HOLY SHIT am I rich!!!!!!!!"
"What kind of tree would have the best bark? Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P"
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"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"
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