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Joke of the Day
"Right now, several billion people aren't dating you. How rude is that?"
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"U ever squeeze out a turd so big that it feels like u traveled through time once it's out? anyway forgive me father for i have sinned"
"Give a man a baby, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to baby, and i think this saying only works for fish actually."
"I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... But then I found the solution."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? Three, or four?"
"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."
"""Boob"" The word ""Boob"" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!"
"You can teach a man to lead a fish to water but you can't make him drink a horse"
"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."
"What do you call a cow who has just had an abortion? De-calf-inated"