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Joke of the Day

"""Boob"" The word ""Boob"" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!"

"C, Eb, and G walk into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."" So Eb leaves, and C and G have a fifth between them."

"The only way to score with a robot Is to get it in the mode"

"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."

"Which fictional lawyer has he smallest penis? Fatticus Inch"

"Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer."

"My dad posted a picture of his ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a picture of me"

"Hate being fat. Love eating food."

"My sex life is like the internet. Full of lies"

"what did the boy with no arms an no legs get for Christmas? .... Cancer"