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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? Three, or four?"
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"The original ""Ben Hur"" was a mega hit movie ....with ( 11 ) Oscars. The remake is a box office flop. A clear case of ""Ben Hur, Done That"""
"What do you call jokes about eyes? Vitreous humour."
"Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now."
"Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p"
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."
"A good thing about dating a vegan is that you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone when you buy flowers because they're also a snack for later."
"I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!"
"my gang colors are taupe and beige"
"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."