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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !"
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"Where do babies come from? Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. So what brings no babies? Swallows"
"Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says ""I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"" ""No worries, I see an elevator coming."""
"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."
"I'm so tilted My slope is undefined"
"Sorry I yelled ""chug it"" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding."
"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."
"What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets? Max"
"What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism? A Wahhobbyist."