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Joke of the Day
"If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents."
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"What's Mozart doing? decomposing."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, kinda gross, and picked up at the gas station."
"Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks."
"Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart."
"A fly walks into a bar... and asks: ""Is this stool taken?"""
"She- get lost Me- *jumps in her wardrobe*"
"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."
"GUY: are u in the 1% ME: more like the 2% GUY: well that's still great ME: [wondering why this guy's so in to milk] it's pretty cool I guess"