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Joke of the Day

"If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic."

"You know why I hate rape jokes? You have to listen to them whether you want to or not"

"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it."

"Why does Donald Trump think Jesus was a liar? ""He was a Middle-Easterner, but he had a Mexican name."""

"I used to do the ""hokey pokey""... But I turned myself around."

"To all the fisherman out there... You da reel MVP"

"jomomma.ninja Jo Mamma is so Ninja, that even Chuck Norris sent her a Friend request."

"Where do poor Italians live? In the spaghetto..."

"Plastic Surgery I loaned a friend 5000 to get plastic surgery last week... I'll never get the money back, I dunno what he looks like now."

"I'm single with no kids. I don't answer to anyone. ""Meow."" Okay! I'm opening the can now! Please don't shred the toilet paper again!"