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Joke of the Day
"If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic."
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"A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, ""Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt!"""
"Sending an insult with a typo is like laughing at someone for tripping and falling and then tripping and falling right front of them."
"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."
"Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet."
"So I read on a website to ""treat your furry friend once a week."" So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia."
"""it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?"" yes i am. ... ""but i thougt u were gona say something unexp-- oh wow ur good"""
"It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!"
"A guy just offered to buy me a drink. I declined, but heard him say lesbo to his pal. I replied ""Only for you, baby"". Now he feels special."
"Camping is a great way to show people that you hate your own home but can't afford a decent hotel."