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Joke of the Day

"How did the prostitute get a job at the zoo? They heard she could handle a cockatoo."

"Two detectives are at a crime scene. They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other ""It's an open-and-shut case""."

"Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight."

"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""

"9/10 people think that mobbing at work is okay..."

"What did the spice scream during sex? Thyme cumin!"

"It's only Wednesday and I'm already 94% done with this week."

"I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit. We're filming the pilot next week."

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."

"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."