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Joke of the Day
"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."
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"A rabbi and a Catholic priest were talking When the priest asked the rabbi - ""When will you ever eat from my food?"" To which the rabbi immediately responded - ""At your wedding"""
"Every 3 seconds a woman has a baby Our mission is to find this woman and stop her."
"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."
"Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop"
"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
"The other day I managed to start my computer up with the touch of a random button I guess you could call it F8"
"I went to the Doctor for a checkup, and he started shoving toy horses up my ass He looked up and told me my condition was 'stable'"
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hypothermia"