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Joke of the Day
"How do teenage boys keep warm? Jackit"
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"What are the consequences of smoking weed? The reefercussions"
"""If ya wanna go and take a ride with me / wear your seatbelt"" - Nervous Nelly"
"Every Adele song is about lasagna."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Shortest One-Liner ever Dwarf shortage"
"The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain"
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER."
"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"
"When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him ?"