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Joke of the Day
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 to life"
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"Last night I was questioned by a detective, and then afterwards we had sex EDIT: Seriously, gilded? I'm speechless"
"Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station Detectives have nothing to go on."
"Two fish in a tank.. The one fish looks at the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''"
"When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart"
"I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers."
"The ISDS (Investor-State Dispute Settlement) clause of TTIP sounds so crazy that I begin to wonder: ISDS the real life? Or ISDS just fantasy?"
"Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off"
"What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull? A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies."
"My husband said I was unfeminine, so I socked him in the mouth."