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Joke of the Day

"I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee."

"24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code... Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code..."

"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."

"How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed? An hour after its landed its still whining."

"If your girlfriend bleeds the first time you have sex with her, tell her to get used to it. In a few years time, she'll bleed every month. ohhh shit. facial."

"A man is being arrested by a female police officer she informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" ""Anything?"" he asks with a smirk ""Anything."" ""Tits please"""

"You know what the first sign of AIDS is, right? A severe pounding in the ass..."

"What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea? The corn shucker shucks between fits..."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."

"My Life I just lost like 500 on betting..What the fuck am i doing with my life"