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Joke of the Day

"What seemed to be the parrots problem? Prolly wanted a cracker!"

"""I'm not racist but..."" - Britain"

"[updating CW's iPhone] M: You need more gigs CW: I don't need no gigs I got a job Having a smart phone doesn't make you smart."

"I tripped over the dog a second ago and am hurting a little.Web md has it narrowed down to a sprained uterus or a dislocated cervix. So.."

"A cop stops a guy for speeding and he tells him:"" I had a feeling I'll give a fine today, so I waited for you here all day ."" ""Sorry , but I came as fast as I could!"""

"There's seldom a fun word that follows ""early onset."""

"Of all the advice given to me over the years, ""There really is no bad time for a beer"" has proved to be the most helpful. Thanks ma."

"What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? ""Well, glad I got that over with."""

"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her."

"One of the band members of Chumbawumba were in a bar fight... He got knocked down, but he got up again."