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Joke of the Day

"What is a drug? A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper."

"The only good thing about people who wear too much cologne is that they're easier to set on fire."

"Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure."

"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"

"What is it called when there is bread all over the place? An abundance"

"Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they say ""worthwild"""

"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"

"The perfect kiss and the perfect high five are indistinguishable emotionally."

"My mate was killed yesterday, the bookies he worked in collapsed and he was pinned against the wall by boxes of betting slips. Firemen tried to help but the odds were stacked against him."

"I think Taylor Swift might actually just be an instagram filter"