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Joke of the Day

"Set a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."

"Shepherd's wife: You always seem so happy dear. Shepherd: I got ewe babe."

"Successful Lawyers! Good lawyers know the laws and smart lawyers know the judges"

"What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!"

"My friend told me I don't know what irony is Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop."

"What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? ""Does anyone have a charger I could use?"""

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."

"What do you call jerking off two dicks with your elbows? The chicken dance."

"""Goodnight moon."" *Moon takes out one earbud* ""No, Pepsi is not ok."""