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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl are you a Scientology Church? Because after I come inside you I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed and end up paying large sums of money for the rest of my life just to leave."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."

"GF and I went to see Dark Knight Rises our 9th date. Dates can be summarised dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman."

"That's a nice ham you have there It would be a shame if someone put an 's' at the start and an 'e' at the end..."

"So an Irishman walks into a pub... What else is new?"

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."

"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"

"Eating at a T.G.I. Fridays on a Monday tastes like lies."

"a man comes into a bar... or was it a horse? yeah i think it was a horse. so a man comes into a horse...."