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Joke of the Day

"Ever been half way through eating a horse and start to think..... I wasnt as hungry as I thought"

"In North Korea... [edited] everything is grand and prosperous and USA is smelly"

"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"

"The other day my friend threw up grapes.... And wouldn't stop wine-ing about it"

"I was about to make a joke about illegal immigrants But that would be crossing the borders"

"That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off..."

"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."

"But you wouldn't understand it I'd Tell you a Reverse Joke"

"My wife's fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman"

"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."