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Joke of the Day
"Why did hitler get an A in chemistry? He always knew the final solution!"
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"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant."
"Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going I'm a real self-loathivator"
"Mysteries of #Gravity: Why Bullock's hair, in otherwise convincing zero-G scenes, did not float freely on her head."
"What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? Lost"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel...."
"Circumcision and Manners Why did they used to circumcise the penis? Because in the good old days, you took off your hat when you were in the presence of a lady."
"Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."