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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments"

"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""

"how do you know that adam and eve were white have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man"

"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."

"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."

"You don't need to wear clothes in public if you can run fast enough."

"New Show Magic Show Idea I'm going to start a magic show at a funeral home and call it Abra Cadavera Hour"

"What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke? Inuit-endo"

"A priest checks into a hotel and asks the girl on reception ""I hope porn channel is disabled"".... The girl replies with ""No. It's just the normal stuff you sick fuck""."

"How do you spell moron? M O R M O N"